Dreaded Rainbows and Octopus Eyes

drunkaya: definitelynotadinosaur: fruity—rumpus-asshole—factory...

Thu, 16 May 2013 14:35:57 -0400

definitelynotadinosaur:

fruity—rumpus-asshole—factory:

fuckyeahonlyreadact5:

post—haste:

time-traveling-unicorns:

enenkay:

reblogging again

whwhrij

whoah there friend

I ALMOST PISSED LAUGHING SWEET LORD

ok i dont like homestuck (OHMYGOD THROW ROCKS BECAUSE I DONT LIKE EVERYTHING EVERYONE ELSE LIKES) but at least i know who the creator is. way to go homestuckers, way.to.go.

bennybones-cumbercheeks: lordoftheinternet: poptech: And the...

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:26:43 -0400

bennybones-cumbercheeks:

lordoftheinternet:

poptech:

And the highest paid public employee in your state is…

are you fucking kidding me

Do you ever just see America’s priorities and cry?

YOU DONT EVEN HAVE A TEAM VIRGINIA, WHY DO YOU FUCKING CARE?! i hate this state…

fawnkitten: SIGH. CRYING I MISS HOME, FATE IS CRUEL

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:08:51 -0400

fawnkitten:

SIGH.

*CRYING* I MISS HOME, FATE IS CRUEL

lahamu: I did a thing. i did your face

Wed, 15 May 2013 14:37:29 -0400

lahamu:

I did a thing.

i did your face

theblackworkshop: Space Saving Solutions In A Loft by FGMF...

Wed, 15 May 2013 12:38:45 -0400

theblackworkshop:

Space Saving Solutions In A Loft by FGMF Arquitetos, Brazil

shelves that high would be a nightmare… im short and forget anything above eye level…

did-you-kno: Source genocide of animals.

Wed, 15 May 2013 12:09:58 -0400

did-you-kno:

Source

genocide of animals.

my life: oh i have a problem *creates/has bigger problem thrust...

Tue, 14 May 2013 15:01:40 -0400

my life: oh i have a problem *creates/has bigger problem thrust upon my life*

lilyranicorn: pokehidden: FUUUUUUCK...

Tue, 14 May 2013 14:59:49 -0400

lilyranicorn:

pokehidden:

FUUUUUUCK NOOOOOOOooOooOooOooOooOOoooOOOOoo

[and before anyone asks, i’ll NEVER make this happen in banned from equestria daily]

I didn’t need to say anything. 0_o

id watch it

Photo

Mon, 13 May 2013 18:44:36 -0400

Photo

Mon, 13 May 2013 18:44:26 -0400

15?

Mon, 13 May 2013 18:40:28 -0400

tons to the point i cant bring any to mind…i guess “Do your duty in all things. You cannot do more, you should never wish to do less.” from robert e. lee

neyomyclark: Streetstyle Fashion | via Tumblr auf We Heart It....

Mon, 13 May 2013 12:59:01 -0400

neyomyclark:

Streetstyle Fashion | via Tumblr auf We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/61125456/via/studdedsophia

i see beautiful white rooms and all i can think is “god i wish i could work there”

This could be fun (or extremely depressing)

Mon, 13 May 2013 12:37:27 -0400

1: Name
2: Age
3: 3 Fears
4: 3 things I love
5: 4 turns on
6: 4 turns off
7: My best friend
8: Sexual orientation
9: My best first date
10: How tall am I
11: What do I miss
12: What time were I born
13: Favourite color
14: Do I have a crush
15: Favourite quote
16: Favourite place
17: Favourite food
18: Do I use sarcasm
19: What am I listening to right now
20: First thing I notice in new person
21: Shoe size
22: Eye color
23: Hair color
24: Favourite style of clothing
25: Ever done a prank call?
27: Meaning behind my URL
28: Favourite movie
29: Favourite song
30: Favourite band
31: How I feel right now
32: Someone I love
33: My current relationship status
34: My relationship with my parents
35: Favourite holiday
36: Tattoos and piercing i have
37: Tattoos and piercing i want
38: The reason I joined Tumblr
39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?
40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?
41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?
42: When did I last hold hands?
43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?
45: Where am I right now?
46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
49: Am I excited for anything?
50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
51: How often do I wear a fake smile?
52: When was the last time I hugged someone?
53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
55: What is something I disliked about today?
56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
57: What do I think about most?
58: What’s my strangest talent?
59: Do I have any strange phobias?
60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
61: What was the last lie I told?
62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
64: Do I believe in magic?
65: Do I believe in luck?
66: What's the weather like right now?
67: What was the last book I've read?
68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?
69: Do I have any nicknames?
70: What was the worst injury I've ever had?
71: Do I spend money or save it?
72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge?
73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me?
74: Favourite animal?
75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?
77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
78: How can you win my heart?
79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
80: What is my favorite word?
81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr
82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
83: Do I have any relatives in jail?
84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
86: What is my current desktop picture?
87: Had sex?
88: Bought condoms?
89: Gotten pregnant?
90: Failed a class?
91: Kissed a boy?
92: Kissed a girl?
93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
94: Had job?
95: Left the house without my wallet?
96: Bullied someone on the internet?
97: Had sex in public?
98: Played on a sports team?
99: Smoked weed?
100: Did drugs?
101: Smoked cigarettes?
102: Drank alcohol?
103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
104: Been overweight?
105: Been underweight?
106: Been to a wedding?
107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
109: Been outside my home country?
110: Gotten my heart broken?
111: Been to a professional sports game?
112: Broken a bone?
113: Cut myself?
114: Been to prom?
115: Been in airplane?
116: Fly by helicopter?
117: What concerts have I been to?
118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
119: Learned another language?
120: Wore make up?
121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?
122: Had oral sex?
123: Dyed my hair?
124: Voted in a presidential election?
125: Rode in an ambulance?
126: Had a surgery?
127: Met someone famous?
128: Stalked someone on a social network?
129: Peed outside?
130: Been fishing?
131: Helped with charity?
132: Been rejected by a crush?
133: Broken a mirror?
134: What do I want for birthday?
135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?
136: Was I named after anyone?
137: Do I like my handwriting?
138: What was my favourite toy as a child?
139: Favourite Tv Show?
140: Where do I want to live when older?
141: Play any musical instrument?
142: One of my scars, how did I get it?
143: Favourite pizza toping?
144: Am I afraid of the dark?
145: Am I afraid of heights?
146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
148: What I'm really bad at
149: What my greatest achievments are
150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me
151: What I'd do if I won in a lottery
152: What do I like about myself
153: My closest Tumblr friend
154: Something I fantasise about
155: Any question you'd like?

kandicrush: Kandicrush.tumblr.com lol ryry found you

Sun, 12 May 2013 13:59:41 -0400

kandicrush:

Kandicrush.tumblr.com

lol ryry found you

turtlefeed: british-mau5: Just saved a turtle from the...

Sun, 12 May 2013 13:12:43 -0400

turtlefeed:

british-mau5:

Just saved a turtle from the highway! I’m convinced it was part crocodile because that tail was long and had spikes I don’t even know. Standing on the side of the highway saving a turtle isn’t something you do every day, but it sure is interesting. Another couple even got out of their car to help! So yeah what have you done today?

This guy gets a big thumbs up from me for saving that snapper. Please brake for turtles and help them get safely across the street.

i need a bumper sticker that says “i brake for turtles” because i do, theyre kinda helpless…

zodiaccity: Zodiac Cancer facts. i guess…

Sun, 12 May 2013 12:59:07 -0400

zodiaccity:

Zodiac Cancer facts.

i guess…

badwolflaurel: tenaflyviper: laundrylaudanum: boxlunches: you...

Thu, 09 May 2013 16:35:05 -0400

badwolflaurel:

tenaflyviper:

laundrylaudanum:

boxlunches:

you-shall-kneel-i-am-loki-and-i:

asksnowyandfriends:

turquoiseproject:

coooooooooooooulson:

notloki:

Dial-Up sound 700% slower

My cats actually lost their shit when I played this. They went wide eyed and started running about like they hit the nip or something

I just thought of a really really awesome use for this sound. *insert silent maniacal laugh to self*

My dog just screamed in pain

I think we just summoned Satan

So I thought this was going to be loud and screechy like normal dial-up and then it ended up being the most eerie, unsettling horror music ever. Why is that so fitting…? *Hides*

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE COOLEST THING EVER

One of the most obnoxious sounds in the world has suddenly become a hauntingly beautiful horror soundscape.

My phone rang while this was playing and I fucking screamed

the last part sounds like the inspiration to mass effect…

thepeoplesrecord: TW: Sexual assault - This is Lt. Col. Jeffrey...

Thu, 09 May 2013 14:13:58 -0400

thepeoplesrecord:

TW: Sexual assault - This is Lt. Col. Jeffrey Krusinski. He is the head of the US Air Force’s anti-sexual assault unit.

He was arrested & charged with sexual battery on Sunday after he drunkenly grabbed a woman’s breasts & buttocks in a parking lot near the Pentagon.

Pentagon officials were preparing to release its annual report on sexual assault in the military as this incident happened. The number of sexual assaults - reported & not reported - are estimated at about 19,000 each year.

Read more on this scumbag here.

+ if you haven’t already, watch The Invisible War, a documentary on sexual assault in the military. It’s on Netflix.

you.had.one.job.

bladeburner01: amarasama: viviku: nyaosu: Sebastian...

Thu, 09 May 2013 14:08:10 -0400

bladeburner01:

amarasama:

viviku:

nyaosu:

Sebastian Michaelis Cosplay by: 冬雨 (Dōng yǔ)

um guys? i guess hes real…

BOOM ovaries

woh woh woh best one everrr

im going to ignore tumblr….

Mon, 06 May 2013 23:08:08 -0400

im going to ignore tumblr….